Can we talk about cat penises? Of course we can. Rather, I certainly can -- I already am -- but you should not feel obligated to read. Let me suit html to words and put a little LJ cut right here, so that those of you averse to zoophallic discussions can scroll right on by.

( Textual renderings of cat penis, no pictures you sick bastard. )

With regards to pregnant celebrities.The phrase "baby bump" makes me want to snotrocket on my shirt, stagger into a conveniently-located display of canned goods, and finally taser myself into a seizure ( Read more... )

I posted this on delicious earlier: O-Zone - Dragostea Din Tei. Originally linked by belle_noiseuse. My delicious rec text was as follows below.
A "live" version of the europop dance sensation. If you are having a bad day, I want you to try watching this and doing the dance moves along with them. Particularly recommended: the miming of the telephone (:40), ( Read more... )

As promised, pictures of my cat for my mom. ( But I guess you could look at them too? )

New default icon, courtesy of stereomer. I quote: "DRINK THAT BOOZE, SMOKE THAT BLUNT, WALK THAT BITCH."

Let's talk about what is up, LJ. What the haps are. What boogie is going down. ( What jimmy is jammin'. )

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